Life is a cabaret...
I suppose that many of you have already had dealings with the Covid Fairy? Up till last week, I had avoided her extremely successfully, but last Monday, she shuffled into my life. Overweight, dressed in a shabby pink tutu with a fag hanging off her bottom lip and ash settled on her crepe bosom, her 'seen better days' wand dithered over various folk before settling on me while I was happily belting out Killer Queen at the O2. 'Don't worry about it', said the husband, 'it's just like a cold now'. Says the man who had Covid after Christmas, lasting around fourteen minutes. I think he managed three coughs and two, 'Is it warm in here?' comments before it went on its merry way again. So I was optimistic that by Wednesday I'd be up and at 'em once again... Fast forward to aforementioned Wednesday. I've not moved from my bed for seventy two hours, am coughing like I've got a fifty a day habit, and I hate everyone who I have been in