Self control...
Working with the glorious general public has its moments, as I found out while helping in my lovely friend Emma's shop. 'When you say she is 'large', do you mean like me? I'm fairly solid looking?' Such was the question put to a customer shopping for his wife who was casing the joint for the perfect Christmas dress. It shouldn't have taken him long to be fair. There are at least three dresses in the shop which are perfect for Christmas Day. I should know, I bought all of them and quite fancy doing a Mariah Carey with costume changes between the Prosecco and the sprouts and then between the After Eights and the Alka Seltzer. Anyway, I digress. Back to the man shopping for a dress. I'd given him the opportunity to say whether his wife was smaller or larger than me, but what he actually said floored me. 'Yes, she's about the same as you. A SIZE EIGHTEEN'. Well. I managed to keep smiling and was terribly polite and help