Bed of roses...
OK... Hands up... Which one of you pressed the fast forward button on the tape recorder of life last Monday? Well it wasn't me, that's for sure. If it was down to me, I would have pressed the 'pause' button and gone for a lie down in a dark room for a few hours, never mind racing round the home counties like my drawers were on fire. The house is just about to embark on a major face lift you see, and as much as I'd like to arrange all of this on my own, the husband feels the need to accompany me on every trip to the local wallpaper shop, the bathroom showroom, the DIY store and the carpet warehouse ('my particular favourite' she said, her voice dripping with the most severest case of sarcasm known to man). Now for the most part, he's quite well behaved and nods in the right places and wanders off when he can't stand yet another paint swatch being thrust under his nose, while I ask him whether he prefers this colour to the one I showed him