Bridge over troubled water...
Last week, I allowed the husband to fulfill a long held dream of his. You'll be slightly relieved to learn that this didn't involve me removing my vest, but instead involved a visit to the local garden centre which resulted in the purchase (after much haggling at the till) of a water feature for the garden. The husband has strange taste where anything (except me) is concerned. Over the years, I have gently steered him away from several things, including clothes which have words on them, three quarter length trousers, Match of the Day and trifle (actually, this is an ongoing battle which I fear I will never win). So when it came to choosing a water feature, I knew that there might be a small chasm between what he wanted and what I felt was acceptable to grace my border. 'What about that one? 'Too loud' 'This one?' 'Too shiny' 'This one?' 'I'm not a lover of buckets and fake taps' 'Ooh, this one...'